BoVelvetThere you are, on a beach in Japan, peering into the eyes of those white capped waves, you see a shimmer of light bounce off an object in the water. What is the ocean handing you, you wonder. You reach in, and pick up what you think may be a message in a bottle. It’s labeled, “Yuki No Bosha,” and you jones for this chance to indulge in this special release. You serve yourself, and taste what you would think the sound of two rams butting heads would be. Good stuff, hope I win Megamillions tonight
BoVelvetCome with me on this journey of a review. I want you to sit back wherever you are, and close your eyes (just imagine closing your eyes because I want you to be able to read this, unless you can read through your eyelids; if you can do that call me at 867-5309 so we can talk about this you silly alligator you), and I want you to inhale the deepest inhale, as if your parents recently divorced friend clowned at your 5th grade birthday party and was (read the rest of review in comments please)
BoVelvetwas filling those helium balloons a little to much - that’s how deep of an inhale I want), and now
BoVelvetrelax.
Okay, are you there? Let’s review.
Now imagine, you’re to the last Thursday of November
BoVelvetwhich is usually Thanksgiving, but to others outside of the US, it’s called the last Thursday of Nov
BoVelvetIn front of you is a labyrinth of Thanksgiving entrees and dishes, or if you’re outside the US, a
BoVelvetlabyrinth of entrees and dishes, and the steams, scents and aromas
BoVelvetare beating your olfactory nerve harder than Sylvester Stallone’s face in one of the however
BoVelvetmany Rocky movies. Are you feeling that feel? That’s what this sake
BoVelvetdoes to your smell. Straight up 8 on 1 street brawl, except you’re not the 8, you’re the one,
BoVelvetyou silly crocodillly-doo. Anyways, the taste. It’s as if you took all of those entrees and dishes
BoVelvetand put them into a blender, added a little of your own sugar, spice, and everything nice,
BoVelvetand blended all of it together and BOOOOOOM. Oh my The PowerPuff Girls were born!
BoVelvetThese three come at you with so much love, except this love is to your tongue,
BoVelvetand they’re super power punching and lasering the life out of it. It’s like Chernobyl nuclear
BoVelvetdisaster occurred, but it’s on everyone of your tastebuds- that’s a lot of Chernobyl’s happening at
BoVelvetonce, because I believe there are 10,000 taste buds on ones human tongue,
BoVelvetbut all in a good way. Anyways, that’s this sake. It’s good, try it, and I hope I win
BoVelvetHave you ever looked at the back of a $20.00 bill? Have you ever looked at the back of a $20.00 on Suigei Drunken Whale sake? Oh, there's some crazy stuff, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. Hope I win TN Loto tonight
BoVelvetHave you ever looked at the back of a $20.00 bill? Have you ever looked at the back of a $20.00 on Suigei Drunken Whale sake? Oh, there's some crazy stuff, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. Hope I win TN Loto tonight
BoVelvetDemon slayer? More like a slightly undercooked tater tot in 18” of freshly fallen snow. It taste of the heavy exhale of a dog on a long weekend. Imagine waking up as a single child on Christmas morning, without having to compare yourself to those dingbat siblings, that’s what this is. 4/5. Hope I win mega millions tonight.
BoVelvetYellowish. Goodish. I feel like it taste of the bark of an oak tree, Mixed with the mist of a San Francisco fog. If I were a goldfish, I’d drink it again. 5/5 stars. Hope I win powerball tonight.
BoVelvetI wasn’t the biggest fan of either the JG or the JDG of this brand. The taste of the alcohol was very strong, and was less smooth and sake-like than what I was expecting out of a JDG. Possibly because it’s more mass produced? Or because I am a noob.