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Come with me on this journey of a review. I want you to sit back wherever you are, and close your eyes (just imagine closing your eyes because I want you to be able to read this, unless you can read through your eyelids; if you can do that call me at 867-5309 so we can talk about this you silly alligator you), and I want you to inhale the deepest inhale, as if your parents recently divorced friend clowned at your 5th grade birthday party and was (read the rest of review in comments please)
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was filling those helium balloons a little to much - that’s how deep of an inhale I want), and now
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relax.
Okay, are you there? Let’s review.
Now imagine, you’re to the last Thursday of November
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which is usually Thanksgiving, but to others outside of the US, it’s called the last Thursday of Nov
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In front of you is a labyrinth of Thanksgiving entrees and dishes, or if you’re outside the US, a
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labyrinth of entrees and dishes, and the steams, scents and aromas
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are beating your olfactory nerve harder than Sylvester Stallone’s face in one of the however
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many Rocky movies. Are you feeling that feel? That’s what this sake
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does to your smell. Straight up 8 on 1 street brawl, except you’re not the 8, you’re the one,
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you silly crocodillly-doo. Anyways, the taste. It’s as if you took all of those entrees and dishes
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and put them into a blender, added a little of your own sugar, spice, and everything nice,
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and blended all of it together and BOOOOOOM. Oh my The PowerPuff Girls were born!
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These three come at you with so much love, except this love is to your tongue,
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and they’re super power punching and lasering the life out of it. It’s like Chernobyl nuclear
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disaster occurred, but it’s on everyone of your tastebuds- that’s a lot of Chernobyl’s happening at
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once, because I believe there are 10,000 taste buds on ones human tongue,
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but all in a good way. Anyways, that’s this sake. It’s good, try it, and I hope I win
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Tennessee powerball tonight.